Funny Romantic Poem

Very funny poem with most romantic 1st line & most unromantic 2nd line

 I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.