The Boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

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Very funny poem with most romantic 1st line & most unromantic 2nd line

 I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

After the shameful defeat of Indian cricket team to Pakistan in Bangalore, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Ganguly could not resist for too long to be in hotel and notable to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out.

he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him “Hi Saurav !”

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a woman – in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same again – the same woman greets him “Hi Saurav!”.

Ganguly comes back determined to give it yet another try with the makeup of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain – the same lady catches him again and greets him “Hi Saurav!”.

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, “How did you recognize me?”

The lady replied – “I am Laxman!” :)

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